On being normal

Lately, I have all of these random ideas popping up in my head of things to do that would instantly change peoples’ impressions of me and possibly make them think I was insane.

I mean, what would happen if, instead of folding that shirt at work like I was supposed to, I took a pair of scissors and cut it in half?

What if I just screamed some gibberish phrase at the top of my lungs right now, with this person standing right in front of me?

I can’t think of any other good examples right now. But it’s been happening a lot. It makes me think.. was I wrong for thinking all those weird people I run into at public bus stops have some sort of brain abnormality? Maybe they just decide not to suppress the thoughts.

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